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September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 by ENDB0ZZ

100 men vs Gorilla

This could be a nice pay-per-view show:

Title: 100 Men vs. One Gorilla

Description:

A fight between 100 men and one gorilla, broadcast live on the internet/television

(possibly in a cage)

Rules:

– No weapons or protective equipment for humans, bare hands only.

– Anyone who wants to can participate, except children.

– Only one gorilla, but it must be healthy and fit to fight.

– No other rules.

Gorilla is dead or incapacitated = human wins.

All humans are dead or incapacitated = gorilla wins.

Make the fight a PPV TV show fight in China or India. There are enough people there who are poor and desperate enough to take the risk. Or let people from all over participate, perhaps after an audition, to narrow down the pool of fighters and make the fight more interesting so that not just idiots participate. Each surviving contestant receives one million dollars for their survival. Even the gorilla, if they win, should have the best gorilla life a gorilla has ever had… I mean, why not? Just do it and share your thoughts and ideas with me in the comments section below. This show could be a box office hit. Maybe a Kickstarter project or something? Contact me.

Cost:

100 x $1,000,000 = $100,000,000 cost if everyone survives.

-The cost of the gorilla, either buying it or hiring a hunter to tranquilize it from the wild, is probably better than one from a zoo, which might not be as strong or fit… should be manageable.

-Renting a fighting arena or fighting area, with possible ticket sales for spectators, so it’s not just a broadcast show.

-Some $ for online marketing.

Revenue:
Theoretical revenue with 8,000,000 ticket sales:

$100 ticket price per person x 8,000,000 sales = $800,000,000

                                                                                        – $100.000.000

                                                                                        = $700,000,000 profit.

Incredible!

Also I’m no expert in this field, but to make such a fight a reality, it might be a good idea to pull the gorilla’s teeth so it can’t bite.

This would make the fight more accessible to the masses and, in my opinion, could boost ticket sales, as a gorilla can have a bite ten times stronger than a human and could potentially cause a blood-splatter fest.
I also think the fight could be a bit fairer then.

What do you think about pulling a gorilla’s teeth in a theoretical fight between 100 men and one gorilla?

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